So the bear didn't die...
This is Bear Naked. He was born about 5 years ago to Chelsea Lummen ( http://chelseabeth7.blogspot.com/). On Bear Naked's Birthday, Heather & I cristened him "Bear Naked" as we took off his clothes, and thus, named this bear. Since then, he's been on MANY adventures...to the airport, being a model...doing several poses in Chelsea's room, bathroom, all over the house really. Bear Naked has become quite an attraction.
In the Below pictures, Bear Naked is off to Germany to check out the Bier & Laderhosen (no clue how to spell that). Here he's getting ready for his 6 hour trip hosted by Ryan & Naomi Dittmann. For more adventures on Bear Naked, stay tuned...
S
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Bear Naked
Posted by Shara at 9:33 PM
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I have had some time to process things and I hope that Bear Naked is ok travelling abroad. He has been through so much in the last few years. I'm going to wait until he returns before reacting to your wrongdoings. However, if I should find any snags,scratches or debris on his already worn and tattered frame, well, I will unstuff all of your stuffed animals and fill them with human fat found in dumpsters outside liposuction clinics.
someone has been watching fight club, but not enough fight club. that fat is for making soap.
That is, in fact, one of the purposes but, I assure you, I can find other purposes for it as well.
That Bear has been in my or Heather's possession more than it has been in yours. I'd tend to officially call this bear ours...however I will assure you in a scouts honor that neither of us have his pajamas...seriously...we couldn't find them when we snatched him from you the first time...so he literally is running across the globe naked.
Let's ask Willy and Trudy who he belongs to since they GAVE HIM TO ME on my birthday 5 years ago. You have actually stolen him. I know that you consider it all in good fun but I consider it sin and, quite frankly, annoying as hell. I would like my bear back.
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